Evolution

...








For that to work, ...

For that to work, you must first prove God exists. Troll.

Whoooooaaaah! ...

Whoooooaaaah! Mindblown! I totally believe now! I'm going to become a preist now, preferably a catholic one, then I can have sex with young girls and boys. No. Seriously. Did God say this to you personally, through the bible or did you have a divine inspirational moment? Either way, why should any of it be unless proven to be true? It could be true, but don't expect us to actually believe you when all you come up with, is claims. Claims with no good backing at all.

Hahhahaa the dog ...

Hahhahaa the dog bark scared the hell out of me....

@HomleandSecurity ...

@HomleandSecurity fuck off troll.

This blasphemy ...

This blasphemy will not stand in America! We must enact a new, comprehensive set of blasphemy laws that will imprison those who insult God.

nah it was utter ...

nah it was utter garbage pure imagination it made me feel stupid for blindly believing in it for so long i mean it was fairy tale at its best

crockiducks should ...

crockiducks should exist not because evolution is wrong, they should exist because it would be awesome.

God

God

You mean according ...

You mean according to God?

I want a ...

I want a Rhinocrocoduckpus.

While we're at it, ...

While we're at it, I'd really like to know where this "Science is a religion/ a rehashing of Kabbalah mysticism/ a concerted effort by hundreds of thousands of different people to destroy chose religion X" or "Evolution is a false religion" nonsense is coming from. Where do you pick this up? Who started this claim?

Evolution, noun: ...

Evolution, noun: change in the gene pool of a population from generation to generation by such processes as mutation, natural selection, and genetic drift. = A false religion? That doesn't even begin to make sense. Care to clarify?

Evolution Theory is ...

Evolution Theory is no more a religion than Computer Theory, Mathematics Theory, Atomic Theory, Gravity Theory, or any other well-established and proven scientific theories are. Your misconception is that you think believing in Evolution is a matter of choice but it isn't...it is a well-established fact whether you believe in it or not. Disbelieving in evolution is no more productive than disbelieving in gravity is - both phenomena continue to happen irregardless of what your belief is.

How old is the ...

How old is the earth according to you?

Evolution is a ...

Evolution is a false religion.

So now you're born ...

So now you're born again?

So, I'm feeding a ...

So, I'm feeding a troll here, but I'll just drop some words that might seem like I'm trying to dazzle you with sesquipedalian language. I'm really not. They're all related to problems with YEC. Starlight problem. Dendrochronology. Stonehenge. Gobekli Tepe. Helioseismology. Baptistina Asteroid family. Amino acid racemization. Plate Tectonics. Fossils. The Great Barrier Reef. Y-Chromosome Adam. Mitochondria Eve. I could go on, but it's in bad taste. No need to be insulting.

Science isnt a ...

Science isnt a religion,get out of your box

IMAGINATION

IMAGINATION

How old EXACTLY is ...

How old EXACTLY is the earth, according to your "science" religion?

HomelandSecurity ...

HomelandSecurity is a troll. Best ignore.

Being exact is not ...

Being exact is not relevant in this. Orders of magnitude are. 6,000 years vs. 4,500,000,000 years. Anyone who thinks the age of the Earth can be derived from the cobbled together writings of a mixture of primitive people in a Bronze Age society is fooling themselves.

I WIN! BOOM! BOOM ...

I WIN! BOOM! BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM! BOOM!BOOM! BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM! BOOM!BOOM! BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM! BOOM!BOOM! BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM! BOOM!BOOM! BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM! BOOM!

Then exactly how ...

Then exactly how old is the earth?

Nutter.

Nutter.